OMG SHOES ARE HIGH HEELS.

This tree grows from the sky into the ground!

The hoarse horse gave love and salt to a pizza who's heart had stopped. The pizza said "MMM... Salt!" and a heart.

The mouse died. I couldn't move it any more.

The bunny, made of dust, broke wind.

Gmail eats Email while Hannibal Lecter watches, drooling.

Soda goes POP!

Fritos, Tab, and Mountain Dew.

A handy cap!

Meaningful work is the best pay.

Stealing digital music.

A-parent-ly you have children.