Sun launches nuclear attack on Moon.

Dead girl in alley this morning. Tire tread on burst stomach.

Triclops Cat teaches class new word on blackboard - "Meow". Now they too can speak Triclopscatian. Also the cat is very well drawn.

A young philosopher is poignantly aware of a rocket-powered elongated [censored]. Wisely he chooses to vamoose in his infinity-sign vehicle.

Rainbow CRASH

Dashing Spanish explorer plots revenge

Construction worker is very bad at his job. There is a snake in the window he just installed. What a terrible construction worker.

new chain

[spoiler]gotta go fast[/spoiler]

Not Homestuck