Now that all the humans and predators have been destroyed, the Alien can finally do what he really loves best in life: Build sand castles.

Two-face calls the IRS to dispute the fact that they refused to recognize his other half as a dependant.

The elder god Garfield, he who brings the Mondays, is no longer satisfied with John's Lasagna sacrifices. The sacrificial Odie is prepared.

Doodle or Die

Turdington Von Doodie, king of Poolandia surveys the battlefield. He knows not if his troops will be able to defeat the diaper warriors.

Doodle or Die

Lady Abigail is upset that Sheepdog Holmes has uncovered the mystery of who hid the squeeky bone toy. Damn that clever dog!

Demon lady devilishly plays evil fetch using a nefarious carrot with her demonic pony...in HELL.

Cultists summon a giant red demon. The demon brought his video camera to show his demon bros all the mayhem he will cause.

The "Boston millionaires club" members decide to burn their money rather than pay slightly more taxes. Thanks, Obama!

The wicked witch of the west has found the red goose hiding in an igloo. The goose courageously faces her inevitable fate.

It's Grandpa Bill's 75th birthday. Luckily, the nursing home has its own in-home strippers.

Doodle or Die

The Mantis' brutal decapitation won over the Russian judge but the Dutch expected it to chew the head with a little more finesse. Uncouth!

Doodle or Die

A christian zombie thinks that by pretending to be a lamp, he can surprise his victims and eat their brains.

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