Average CoD Player

The worst thing you've ever seen

Insecure Rocket doubts its ability to reach the moon while its overly ambitious mentor urges it to follow its dreams.

Egoraptor

Dog really likes to eat shit

Five black guys in the club lookin for wallets to steal

Two black demons are dead, but they're real pleased about it.

Planet Earth floating through the endless void

Blue circle is annoyed because everyone keeps throwing dynamite at him

Shrek firing his lazer

A fucking abomination

Shrek is possessed by Satan