A baby eating poop is so tiny that he fits on his father's head.

An ipod is in denial about it's own nature.

Jesus's cross is exploding with awesomeness.

A well endowed woman with fashionable black hair named Elizabeth.

A hat cake.

A very strange dream, involving santa, dolphins, and the Wizard of Oz

Spagetti is in love with a statue.

Murder in the middle of the night.

A dolphin murders people with it's nipples.

A brown tadpole is envious of the caucasion tadpole with the clothes.

Some toilet paper bragging about it's job.

A chicken has died purple hair.