An angry apple plants shark seeds.

Todd Akin seems to be getting chainsawed in half and then tazed by a happy man who speaks in rainbow colors.

A Spanish-speaking strawberry with a sombrero and stereotypical conquistador beard and mustache.

An easter bunny is horrified to discover that someone has made his mother into a couch.

Vertigo in green and purple.

Dude can't explain religion.

Spiderman browsing 4Chan.

A crooked block tower.

Supermsn just murdered a Galapagos tortoise.

Skeith data-draining a noodle man.

A skillfully-drawn pink tree with yellow leaves.

A donut is desperate to be ingested.