An young Indian (as in India) woman wearing MJOLNIR Spartan armor from Halo with her helmet off.

Color salad, now only $9.99 at your local Bob's Diner!

Dog goes shopping for fire hydrants

Uncreative names for flowers

BBQ kills and cooks its owner cat

When Buns Go Evil

When abstract art comes to bed.

Blonde girl closes her eyes in annoyance

All Green, Green, And More Green Green Olives And Green Salad, Certified Green By The Greenness Foundation

Animal eating an apple

A San (NOT Sand) man walks his dog on stony ground.

Shop at Victoria's Secret or Pink or else!, says the supernodel.