9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Hours in MS Paint. Also Turtle Island.

DeviantART and it's mystery

Oh just blackness with a blood puddle. Wait... what's that in the background?

Peas with bleeding mouths watch a fellow pea being cooked in the microwave

On a distant planet, a robot shoots his eye-laser into a cat's butthole.

No! Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me who believes in you! -God

Young boy gives old man money as their anniversary present. The old man loves it, it's just what he wanted!

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL

Alien ties up a woman and shows her how to be "Old Skool"

Woman dies whilst looking at cat pictures on her computer.

A banana shits fire and propels itself into space, whilst saying "Push mrs. Dole"

Gamzee murdering someone with a spoon