The princess from Shrek in a hipster T-shirt.

Sonic the Hedgehog escaping a world made of crude lines.

Donald duck, flexing on someone clearly smaller than himself while still holding no actual intention to fight.

Clumsy smurf shouting and recoiling in horror as a cycloptic, bucktoothed, maroon dinosaur approaches menacingly with outstretched claws.

Crude gun firing an oversized bullet.

A poor representation of link, and some other stuff. One being a yellow triangle sword thing.

I don't like creating chains.

Virtues

The meaning of life.

The ideal woman

A Retard brand VCR