A guy's nose has attained sentience. "Use me!" it cries. The nose is a little phallic so I guess it wants to be used to penetrate a woman?
Dracula has fused with Broly to create a Dracula with a green aura.
Not even Ultros can think of a pun for this one.
Happy Japan
A kid with huge braces is eager to get back to class, unaware of the smackdown the bullies are gonna lay down on him.
A monster mounts a guy's head on his table as a trophy.
A shoe is getting hyped to play Dragon Age 3
I wanna be, the very best-ah
/pol/ is pretty handsome.
Skroolux, gone before his time. Never forget.
A donkey with a really long neck is trying to look over the top of a recycling bin for plastic bottles.
A man forgot to bring his racquet while playing squash and the ball is headed right for him.