Strong Bad is threatening a poor innocent blue stick figure with a pizza

Santa had one too many cookies...

A concerned man is expressing his rights of consent and says "no no" to the floating ding ding dong

Look, it's the brick phone!

AAAAAAAY, IT'S A PURPLE TURD

Boiling some pasta

A tired junior in high school questions why her teachers don't understand that she has to study for SATs

SOMEONE HELP THIS POOR TURTLE, IT'S MELTING IN THE SUN

Crap, we have rats and they're stealing all our ice cream!

Christ Castro, '16

We've got dented pepperoni!

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