King Midas, after having his golden arms replaced bionically, sought to regain his touch by starting an online business.

"Out of the night, when the full moon is bright, Comes the horseman known as Zorro. This bold renegade carves a Z with his blade..."

Run for the storm cellar, Dorothy!!

Following a horrible accident involving her school lunch, little Delores DeMure discovered apple-flavored Klondike bars.

The annual community bonfire takes a colorful turn when someone tosses in a bag of copper and a box of tutus.

Mordecai shows off some moves while waiting in line at the Port-a-John.

Hemorrhoidal duck.

The exit from a green maze is mis-labeled.

Irish potato is left behind by his female companion while they pass by a tearful Brussels sprout.

Potato wearing blue beret didn't get enough sleep last night.

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Vacant double bed