NASA shoots another phallic-looking spacecraft into space in hopes of finding it a place to land...

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A glass of wine is appalled at being asked to check a man's butt for cancer...

A potato wondering why corn is growing out of his head...

Creepy snake suggests you should die in a fire...

Dude who's annoyed that his mother made him wear a fur vest.

ZZ Top fails at doing math...

A happy pile of vomit...

Any and Thing colide with explosive force

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