Godzilla has her period .She is leaking blood all over a city.Even so she is a lizard she still bleeds on her period.
dinosaur wiener
In the glory of space a yellow star's long, rubbery schlong jizzes at the goatse appearance of Uranus- which is worryingly close to Earth.
Blow on a party horn and watch as your eyes turn to vaginas. #420blazeitbitches
a kidney with a dastardly face shaves a hapless apple.
After an adolescent's crush in High School was asked out by another boy, he takes his problems out on the Call of Duty community. #MLG REKT!
gods wife is apparently a duck
Garfield has the body of a microwave and his intestines are falling out. Jon arbuckle is nude and wears high heels and is dressed as Hitler
Draw the only thing worse than getting your hand caught in your flies
fashonable shark
stick figure finds a lollipop in a field of shit
mitt romney wiping his tears with dollar bills wishing he was still relevant
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