Billy's mum is pissed cos he ate her period blood ice cream that she was saving for later.

The square-eyed borbulons have come from Planet Zingdong with their Frapple-Combobulators in order to dejangle the entire Human race.

New Chain

Hitler was a real jerk. Someone should kill him!

A fox with a lumpy head wearing a t shirt saying "cool cat" is crying due to a naked hairy middle-aged man slapping the shit out of him.

slenderman goes bowling

A big headed loser commits seppuku

Snorlax throw up his meal of sandwiches and skittles as he lays in a pile of Homer simpsons scalps.

Fat Horse meets Donald Trump working at mcdonalds. The horse is righteously disgusted.

Doodle or Die

"Don't kill yourself out there" Rapunzel Mcgee- the sick as fuuuck inspriational nineties princess. Thumbs up!

A fine meal of doritos, with a dash of BBQ sauce and watercress, and a glass of red wine.

An incomprehensible mess. Just draw whatever you want man.

A blonde woman scats on her partner's head without his consent. Nasty stuff.

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