a fedora eats the fuck boys head after being a 'smooth motherfucker'

a small squirrel enjoys the fact that you are now 'ded'

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satan breaks a table with his axe, scaring the nerd next to him

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a man who has a lisp talks about his pet snakes swag

someone drops their guitar, it somehow remains in perfect condition

mr.dog plays hullahoop with the wifi connecti-fUCK he lost connection again

a computer threatens a mans foor with a plastic bag

a young boy uses internet slang from 2007

a small pink lady is quite confused at the blank walls around her, little does she know; shes in the v o i d

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legos are a piece of shit they are so fucking hard to put together and they hurt like shit when you step on them, fuck legos fUCK THEM ALL

a hot dog is eyeing something its hungry for

little boy snaps his guitar in retaliation to the curly lettered words that tell him what to do

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