Slender-dick-nose-man pouts, his once-glorious beard reduced to little more than a small soul-patch.

The world's last M&M remains locked tightly away in an underground vault. How does it taste? The world may never know...

Pikachu melts from having a poor diet consisting of nothing but Poffins.

Satanic cholo ritual, requiring a sombrero, nacho cheese, guacamole-looking crap, and a rather wide paw print, presumably from a canine.

"Sir, our revenue reports just came in and... Our sales, they're... They're going backwards, sir."

My body is READY. Ugu~

First day at work as a drunk male stripper.

Guy with head-trauma can't figure out why he's holding a red pen over a rectangle.

A /Crowned/ flying purple people eater.

shibe shibe shibe

Twelve Canadians fight for the last Yaoi (Gay Sex) manga in the bookstore.

pocket tanks