Lemon, lime, and cherry flavoured sex.

A man tried desperately to fuck a puddle of bile and blood.

A red rose with a green stem.

A lovely and carefully rendered likeness of a demure Khajiit maiden about to become a woman.

A very shitty tree.

Someone got lazy. A crappy stick figure with a flower is painted over in lazy blue swipes across the to of the image. Truly lamentable.

Doodle or Die

Sexually suggestive woman licking a gun as if it were her lover's phallus. She is also saying NYAN.

A woman in diapers is struck by lighting after winning the lotto and deciding to get breast reduction surgery.

Sonic plays enthusiastic jazz on his sax.

Some stupid non-gen 1 Pokemon. Fuck that shit.

A man with a horrible skin disease is attacked by tine people while sitting on his sofa.

New Chain

A man who propels himself through space by flapping his enormous genitalia.

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