Ms. Fish and Mr. Pants celebrate the birth of the child

The Smug man takes the dog and prepares to trust his hips so hard he will launch it into space, his final words "Suck it NASA."

With a swift kick he hit me so hard that a bike shot straight out of my ear. Needless to say I was completely shocked.

The face on the chalkboard instructing him not to turn around, Timmy knows he needs to see what is there. He turns slowly, and sees...

Then who was phone?

A black man inquires about who your father is. (Lord knows it ain't him, cause there ain't no way in hell he paying for your child support.)

Mr Fly proposes to his girlfriend as their waiter (a pile of shit with tiny bits of corn) looks on in awe.

A computer's number pad number 1-12 because fuck numbers.

Man's neck extends by twice it's length as he realizes the scat porn doesn't refer to the style of music.

Blank faced man poses for a portrait.

Cheeky gleeful sun engulfs an innocent man in flames for pissing on an orthodox Jewish woman and her children.

Man shows off his raging erection to anyone who will look at it, in this case it is a tree.