A dick sandwich on obama's face.

THE ITALIAN HOMELAND OF ITALY, AKA THE PIZZA PARLOR OF THE WORLD

a man winking and poking his head while a black computer screen displays the word "freedom" in Satan's blood.

where black kids go to watch white people have fun

A giant green Dino chasing after a blonde milf mom in a pink dress and Jeffery the super chicken from Uranus

a fish coming out of a drain through some water

come m&ms sitting on blackness and looking blankly into the souls of everyone

"yay!" being shot by a nerf squirt gun

a bloody demon face crying demon blood through his demon eyes and his demon mouth

a blue kidney having an idea

an elephant shitting out a rainbow from his ass

a red space blob with a yellow triangle on top floating towards the earth in deep space

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