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A little kid doesn't feel like it

Princess Peach is bald.

Fuck you, circa 1997.

afro circus

at the grocery store, a pumpkin angrily asks why

Qwopping along

Motherfuckin clock tower

Someone ate a cow's face and mooed as they did so.

Mushroom cloud

sonic poops

A man is about to jump into the wrong end of the pool. There's no diving board there.