A farmer and his lone tomato look up at the stars. SUDDENLY A WILD SPACESHIP APPEARS!

A chinese school girl attempting to get some extra credit

A sexy MILF tries to seduce the pizza boy, but gets rejected.

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Finn takes Princess Bubblegum from behind.

a deeply disturbed child is doing very inappropriate things with his play-doh

A man is trying to watch porn on his computer, But his dial up isn't loading fast enough, and hes getting frustrated.

Spaceman stu and his trusty dog are in the bad predicament of being sucked into a black hole

Jesus reminisces on his past, whilst skipping stones on the green river of wealth.

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A spoon full of nyquil that somebody defecated into,

An alien wearing a classy top hat is in psychic battle with a space worm

A man from Texas, who is high.

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