I'LL NEVER JOIN THE DARK PALETTE SIDE!!! * lets go of paint brush safety rail and plunges into a paintbucket spaceship*

Man with crowbar stuck in his head falls down stairs.

The room is pitch black. I sit, the canvas, the colors swirl before me like wispy zephyrs. My brush is the focus, my hand is the force.

A white ninja is reading a letter but his schizophrenia kicks in.

Dangit bobbeh! There's propane in mah urethra!

The anus of pikachu

BIZZARO AMERICA!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE BROWN!!!!!!!

OBAMA 2012 MO FUGGA! SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!

BLUEBERRY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

A SHOE!

"This is a peaceful land, it's inhabitants kind." the lying half dragon woman said