An ear of corn is 'not sure if want'

A suicide bomber with no arms using his own hair as the detonation fuse. He is refusing help to disarm the bomb.

Dog remembers the horrors of Vietnam

A sexually aroused penguin attempting to copulate with the North Pole

No. Bad. Stop.

A pitiful rebuttal against accusations of homosexual activities.

A well-endowed banana stating its sexual potency.

Pink, one-eyed cyclops making burnt macaroni

Crab used Za Warudo! It's super effective!

An unsuspecting girl meets a pedophile T-rex