Sandwiches and sandwiches and sandwiches and sandwiches and sandwiches

A cyclops is trying to buy drugs from a business man, but the man simply scoffs at him

A man giving his heart, and his undying love, to a shark with hefty tits

9/11. Sad eagle. No more masturbating on airplanes.

I am Iron Man

When the lights off, it's a nightmare. When the lights on, it's a pussy

Two knights both decide that their just not ready to do it anal

A brick oven who's penis doesn't function is sad that he will never have the chance to practice domestic violence on his children

New Chain

Dr. Wolverine giving someone a vasectomy

Ron Burgundy with glasses

Giant crab prepares to decimate the thriving metropolis, Antvia

Passive-aggressive knight ignores pawn, who slept with the knights adopted sister whom the knight secretly finds attractive...

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