I'm an artist and musician so I have a lot of time on my hands.
Why I can't believe it! The extremely rare Birdicylia Shoecanita. The only bird in existence with a shoe for a head.
Two bastard apples are about to smash in a sleeping mans teeth. One of the apples is saying "just the teeth!"
Sally kills zombies. She kills zombies real good. By decapitating them. Then she plays Pin Ball to come down from the adrenaline rush
An image in a teardrop. A man is holding his head down, he has flowers in his hand. He is being rejected by a woman waving goodbye
A snowman is looking at a tragic picture of his wife and two kids being melted by a douchey looking sun.
All my taco ever wanted to do was bring music to the inner-city kids.
Green Pac-Man is about to eat the large dot that allows him to eat the ghosts. He's going to eat Clyde, the red ghost. High School score 71.
This hot dog is blowing my mind.
In the form of Haiku: Two flags are in duel. Blue flag looks really angry. Red flag, Tumbleweed.
Villains!' I shrieked. 'Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!
It's "The Creation of Adam" in the Sistine Chapel by Michelangelo, but instead of Adam reaching for God's hand, it is a sphincter.
Bill Gates is a smartly dressed vampire. Him, the windows symbol, and a monarch butterfly are here for your blood. Very scary stuff.