a scorned lover returning for revenge looks in a window to see his ex partner has spilled his coffee and pangs of guilt cross his face

Doodle or Die

A faceless man prepares to bring doom upon a pizza delivery guy who messed up his order he is surrounded by the memories of his bio-parents

An angry yellow gecko threatens intruders with a spear

The dismembered and disfigured barbie of an emotionally disturbed child

a duck marries a pizza with acne

Doodle or Die

Kermit switches his judgement tea for a judgement mai tai while he chills on a beach in an ugly hat... but that's none of my business

A single sneeze triggers the butterfly effect, ending the world, starting with giant butterfliest attacking civilization.

a disgusting circumcision

A boy pricks himself on a cactus

someone smoking a hamburger

A small worm has stubled upon the butt of a enormous worm and now fears for his safety.

A ginger continuing his 45-year-long search for his soul, which, paradoxally is found within the hair he has always had.

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