an athiest wants to believe his life has meaning and everything's lovely but he can't because that's for stupid people and he is intelligent
a hitman burying justin beiber in the desert after a job well done
a woman's heart is wide open for the man to take, the voice in his head screams 'finish her' but he doesn't want to
dont knolw draw a mouse eating ham
two little chicks have a popcorn fight
a zombie's belly is shocked
one legged spiderman and one armed venom shoot lazers at each other with their eyes
atoms joining together to make all sorts of wonderful elements
christians are being homophobic and closed minded, believe in adam and eve and reject evolution (oh dear)
some guy running for president takes a very nonchalant attitude
the princess dragon looks out of her cave prison at the gate below which does not need to be there because there is no wall
i like big butts and i cannot lie