an athiest wants to believe his life has meaning and everything's lovely but he can't because that's for stupid people and he is intelligent

Doodle or Die

a hitman burying justin beiber in the desert after a job well done

a woman's heart is wide open for the man to take, the voice in his head screams 'finish her' but he doesn't want to

dont knolw draw a mouse eating ham

two little chicks have a popcorn fight

a zombie's belly is shocked

one legged spiderman and one armed venom shoot lazers at each other with their eyes

atoms joining together to make all sorts of wonderful elements

christians are being homophobic and closed minded, believe in adam and eve and reject evolution (oh dear)

some guy running for president takes a very nonchalant attitude

Doodle or Die

the princess dragon looks out of her cave prison at the gate below which does not need to be there because there is no wall

i like big butts and i cannot lie

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