I was told 'doodle or die', so I guess I'll do that
The solar system
My brother was turned into an eggplant and is chasing me!
DOG. That is all.
Smelly old banana
Happy tampon
Pigeon shits on the Metalocalypse band 'Get Thee Hence'
Oh! It's a teddy bear! Hello there!
Mister monobrow
Big man steppin' on the little guys
That is not a hat on my ear, though it may look like one. It is actually a bag!
My face is happy to be free!
A son swears at his father, who is trying to give him a G while also maintaining an erection.