A trout, a bass, a snapper, and a grouper are playing cards. "Go fish!"
A guy is holding up a sign that says "NO SPAM = FUN" to the gloryhole. A ghost is on the other side, reading the sign beneath a disco ball.
Snooty, a pink-bellied flifflesturf, snorts rulers and grabs fingers like he doesn't even care!
When Henry Pickle put on his blue-tinted doctor's mirror, he wasn't expecting it would reflect lazers! Because it didn't.
2035: the death of peter jackson. Now 'the man' wants to make "lord of the cash"! michael bay directs: middle-earth vs new moon! winnerbros
gamzee isn't sure about this poptart. he gives it a sniff. a plague of yellow question marks suddenly infects him! the ink pot falls over!
Despite their best efforts, Godsmack found a name-change and the addition of a titanic lizard to the band could not salvage their music.
Angelo saw his disappointment in the veneer reflection. Never again, Shredder's Porno Shack Claw Machine. Never again.
can you feel the love tonight? (between a werewolf and the corpse of a lamb)
garfield is a loose-cannon cop on the edge with nothing to lose. he lays his badge on the chief's desk. "I hate this job."
tavros and nepeta are making smiley faces away from eachother
seizures while playing / spasms on the keyboard / chainbreakers are bad