A man ponders on getting either a pile of poop or a placenta.

A GREEN MONSTER WITH TWO HUGE FEET, YELLOW CONJUNCTIVA (what should be white is yellow), AND RED EYES STOMPS ON BLACK SCRIBBLES.

A summary of DoodleorDIE. Includes, but not limited to: sharks w/ tits, bad memes, ponies, and Homestuck fanboys. (They forgot poo, though.)

A GREEN BIRD SUICIDE DIVES INTO WATER DURING A SUNSET... FOR AMERICA!

AN EVIL SAMURAI STAR SLICES ANOTHER STAR'S ARM OFF WITH A SWIPE OF HIS FILET KNIFE AND KILLS IT.

It's the Zombie Apocalypse. You get to choose one item from a local WalMart as your weapon. Draw what that item is.

IT'S A BLACK CABBAGE WOMAN WITH RED LIPSTICK AND WHITE EYES COMING FROM THE DARKNESS it looks like the shadow of a Neopet's Petpet, actually

JB WITH TWO PIERCINGS ON HIS LEFT EAR CHECKS HIS PANTALOONS IN PUBLIC AND SHRIEKS "!" IN DESPAIR. He also has a decent "woosh" hairdo.

BROWN M&M IN FIRST PLACE, ORANGE M&M IN SECOND, AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, YELLOW M&M IN THIRD PLACE.

RED MAN SAYS "I HATE YOU" TO ACORN, AND IT REPLIES "Fu <3".

THE GIRL'S SHOULDERS HAVE BEEN AMPUTATED FROM HER BODY yet her arms are intact. Someone snacked on her shoulders, I guess.

Girl is dizzy and drooling and has a pair of arms in each arm socket AND ONE ON HER HEAD OH GOODNESS THE PONYTAILES ARE EVEN DIZZY AHHH