A mutated seahorse ponders the origins of his species.

A distinguished gentlem-- er, gentlebutt?

Montauk monster lumbers into a cotillion.

A polyp with dreams of stardom fantasizes that a flyswatter is actually a microphone.

All day long I'd biddy biddy bum, if I were a wealthy man.

A person remaining cheerful despite being in hell with their body burnt down to a pile of ashes.

A cat with its eyes gouged out.

May the Vulcans be victorious.

California raisin.

A person with mops for legs.

Conjoined twins.

A conga line of cannibals.