Bernie from Sesame Street and two eggs discuss language

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Jesus hates Star Trek

crying ballerina and a punk rock dude

Pinocchio finds a career in porn

The night sky thinks it's sassy

Spanish man has a difficult time adjusting to a place with only English speakers. Also he is a duck how did i forget that detail.

drowning frog

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a man who was given diarrhea by the old Wal-mart logo, proclaims his hatred to the shitting logo.

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Boy, traumatized by grocery stores, is dragged along to buy some pears by his dweebish anime friend wearing anime googles.

A lesbian couple being extremely upset at the divorce lawyer for being a huge and literal buttocks.

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Your favorite singer wearing 70's fashion. (really groovy).

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