Jaffa Cake.

Man buys a skateboard, but soon realises his money would have been better spent on bacon.

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Donald Trump builds a wall around himself.

Fortune teller is upset that nobody wants a go on her balls.

pissing into a cloud's mouth, next to a dead relative's grave whilst your pet fish watches

H MAN wants to make love to newton the mermaid centaur

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Wizard gangster pushes disabled woman off a cliff.

Genie asks German if he would like anything in the world. The german is angry and says nein.

Surfer mermaid is stoked about a pink sunset

Pikachu virus

A marsh-mellow confirms his existence.

A lonely tulip talks to the rain.

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