IT'S STORY-TIME WITH DIRK AND CALIBORN. DIRK RETELLS THE HISTORY OF HIS KATANA BY CHOOSING TO BE ALL THINGS ANIME. CALIBORN IS UNIMPRESSED.

Tavros is confused. Why is this happening.

Sollux is ok with anything. He's cool like that.

Jadesprite's tired of your shit

Who the fuck is that. Better not be an OC. I swear to god. I'm kidding.

Erisol is tired of your bullshit

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, TEXANS WOULD MAKE AMAZING PRESIDENTS.

Karkat is unsure

Oh no why

Terezi thinks she's cool.

Terezi is confused

Dave is THE Coolkid.