thanks mom for new bully proof glasses

rainbow is excited to get a kiss from the green man

A clown is depressed and hates his life because a dinosaur ate his favorite hat.

two great parents poop together

a knife in the shoe is a critical hit

strange pattern for the discriminating racist

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A guy on his hands and knees is spelling out the words "NEED CASA" on the ground using Doritos. AS if to signal a passing plane. He is sad.

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Donger, I am your father. THATS NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

spaghetti and meatballs are creepy

Doodle or Die

A man points his fingers at an old lady in the drivers seat and tells her to drive!

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