An enormous ghost is saddened to tears by the recent death of his diminutive pet human.

The flying spaghetti monster is running for president, and scrambles to portray himself as more patriotic by attaching streamers to himself.

A 4-legged bunny is intensely interested into a dark-brown hole in the wall that leaks a viscuous, unctious pus. He covets its power.

Snake-like aliens disguise themselves inside of ice cream cones in order to steal our garbage can basketball game.

Rudolph has had enough of your shit, Buddha! Time to enjoy the YULE LOG MOTHERFUCKER.

A poorly chromosomed man contemplates his existence, and determines that nothing is TRULY important, derp;

A nerdy blonde dinotree expels shit in the form of clouds, and he is a little pissed off that this is the case!