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A pair of scissors cutting into a piece of white construction paper.

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A smiley face if it were drawn by the king of retards (draw the king of retards).

A paper bag raping a red snake.

A dinosaur wiping coffee stains off of an apron.

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Princess Peach urinating on the face of a Shigeru Miyamoto.

A vagina becoming self-aware.

A person trying to plus two chikkuns plus another two chikkuns.

Sonic racing a tube of toothpaste to a bandage.

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