STR, INT and DEX are for the weaks. I can only blow mind with my weapons-grade philosophical insights.

Here I bite. Sharper than the rest of them. The best of them, tougher than leather. You can call me JAWS, unlike dolphin I don't blow!

Some dude I've never heard of wants to ban-hammer interacial JAV. As an investor, I support this decision.

That secret boss battle against the evil editor was going well until it triggered a devilish attack meant to legally assault your wallet.

Next 40K game goes open world.

Iznogood getting brided by microsoft.

Sponge Bob themed after the flavor of the month.

Brock enters the Pokécenter, extremly worried. Nurse point him to Professor Oak who quickly explains the situation. Ash has a pokéball loss

Blizzard content is shit, as seen in a food analogy.

Judge Dredd sentencing a citizen for pronouncing an image extension incorrectly.

This is what mormons actually believe.

Ugly witch has lost an arm and both legs but still smile. Probably because she stil have huge tits.