the all new Pastikas, from the makers of Luftwaffles. "The Fuhrer's Favourite."

giant robot wins a canoe full of people

the MOST ADORABLE cat-apple saying meow, it's more cat than apple, doesn't have legs but it has an amazingly cute tail

Guy taking a shower, but get this, the shower head is a pair of legs and a butt with the water coming out of the anus.

I TOLD YOU BRO. I TOLD YOU ABOUT PENISES ON THIS WEBSITE BRO.

spengebab squorponts

New Chain

hey guys do you remember candlej-

Doodle or Die

emo kid singing about having to start new chains, while playing the piano

two fetuses... 69... yep

The state that is home to the fattest city in the US

A duck walks into a bar. He gets shot.

teh solar system

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