Pippy Longstockings staring at some girl's vajayjay while she does a handstand, as gravity is pulling her dress down. I'm not making this up

Fuck you and your valentines day candy. Draw a picture of people attacked by flying houses.

Two people drinking out of straws attached to their hearts and critiquing the taste of their blood; like a bunch of guy hipsters.

Fish with a bow tie. But not just any fish. You see, this fish is running for congress, and if it wins, it will take over the United States.

Well it certainly is abstract. How about adding some more paint to it?

What appears to be a jerk boot holding down a puppy inside of a womb. Yeah, have fun with this one.

I man tells a wasp to fuck off. The wasp's feeling are hurt and it begins to cry. What a dickhole.

Sonic '06 GOTTA GO FAST

A skull and cross bones biting down on a red marker.

Obnoxiously obese Gabe Newell announcing Half Life 2 - Episode: 3

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Batman panhandling on the streets.

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Ice cube happily chasing kids with an AK-47

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