Bubba Worthington - the misunderstood black pirate who always wanted to be white and thus painted his face. He painted it white.

A naked female body, in all its glory.

Write the beginning of a short story, and inform the next person to continue the tale.

A man claiming "piss is gross" while being bombarded with ectoplasm.

A very fucking old cake

A rat throwing some poo at a chicken whilst having an erection.

Two twins; one of them is throwing an arrow at the other one.

A beautiful naked woman getting shot in the face by Picasso.

Sniper? I certainly don't see no snipers arou-

The face you make whilst having an orgasm.

Ah stoned (and huge) duck molests Isaac Newton.

Have you seen a film called the book of eli? Eli is blind. Have you read a game of thrones? Ned stark dies. Bruce Willis was always dead.