Inspector Gadget holds the door open for Penny

Col. Mustard disapproves of man breathing toxic gas

Callipygian homo sapien vigorously completing a biological imperative

this is Mel, Mel is your friend

OH GOD RUN FIRE ARROWS FIRE ARROWS DON'T BLOW UP MY HOUSE

A disgruntled woman with hip pains thinks to herself, "Must not poop... not polite..."

A Hasidic Jewish gangsta with the word "GRAIF" instead of a face

An angry green bat advises the pink umbrella to spit upon the groveling human supplicant

The first person you ever fell in love with

All of you out there suffering tonight, feeling lonely, feeling like it's not worth it... don't kill yourselves. Call Suicide Hotline.

Patrick has the worst acid trip ever

Brown angry alien uses telekinesis to electrocute a cat stuck in a pound-sign tree