I'm falling for you!

It's a tarp!

Nothing that makes any sense, seriously people come on now.

Girl is unhappy after buying dress with springs attached

Some kind of small brown animal has an anal obsession and let me just tell you some people here sincerely need counseling.

Johnny 5

Way too detailed for the shit that is this game.

Flaming salt? I mean really, what is this? Are you all 12 year olds?

A? Really, you folks are stretching the boundaries. I'm drunk and I don't even find this interesting. Try harder.

"I wear my sunglasses at night" alternate lyrics

John Lennon In Space

Eeyore grooms snowmobile trails