A fat man farts, but to his surprise... it smell tickled his nose with the friendly aroma of sweat sugar. The smell pranced around his nose.

a buff flexing flower

New Chain

Miles Davis enjoying a pita bread sandwich.

An animal cell.

Look up black face minstrelsy shows kids, you'll see why its so bad.

Pro-Tip: Flowers do not make good tampons.

A magic eraser that is totally useless as a normal eraser is lost at sea.

A man finally meets and falls in love with the walrus that has been sending him letters for the past 5 years.

A pilot being ejected out of a blimp.

Doodle or Die

A volcano shooting out lemons and limes.

That kawaii style drawing is getting really annoying...

Billy the schizophrenic hides in the corner after people make fun of his doodles.

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