Scout took a whole marijuana and now he's hallucinating that Pyro is an existential cat and the Sandvich can talk

Ninja kills himself with a kunai knife to the head. Coroner is pleased to find a still-warm pizza slice on his corpse.

Pikachu is a little hangry today.

Garnet takes Steven's favorite "Crying Breakfast Friends" coffee mug.

When you want corundum but you get gypsum

Blue Diamond laments the platypus

Your arm hurts, that I understand. But I'll be god damned if I could read the rest of this.

Pirate boy is... squirting a watergun at a pancake? Yeah, that's it.

A warning to all Doodlers: Don't stay awake until 4:30 AM on this site!

You were sailin' on the killer whales

Catface, he's got a big cat face, he's got the body of a cat and the face of a cat, Catface

Pizza delivery man with terrible body odor forgot to bring the pizza