The root of all evil is pokemon

G-g-g-ghost!

I hate when Chinchilla's eat the universe

Vomit inducing

This man's eye vessals have exploded

Fucking tourists.

This green handwriting is awful. See me after class

Slack-jawed yokels just don't understand your choice of vehicle

What a happy little octopus. Burn it

Bowling for Cavemen? That sounds stupid

That concert is so far away...

Ba da ba ba ba... I'm lovin it