Elephant takes a dump on Boxboy. "This can't be my life." thought the filthy Boxboy.

Nintendo is your God. Love him like a father. Nintendo is your Fate. Embrace him like a son. Nintendo is your Life. End him with a bullet.

Katamari Damacy. Fear the ball.

"I don't have enough effort" says /v/. "Please grant me talent." "Suck my hat." says the Devil.

Bloodborne in a nutshell.

Kirby opens the Pandora's Box, releasing all the evil in the world. They kind of look like sperms.

Chris-chan wakes up in a dank prison. "What have I done to deserve this?" He thinks as he clutches the bars. "Oh my friend, everything."

The legendary Dickblade, beloved by /v/irgins. Forged in the unholy depths of the Internet, said to induce unparalleled pleasure for /v/.

"I am sure to win." says Sonic. "My speed is superior!!!" "But your hands are blue." say the others. Sonic looks at his arms in shock.

MEMES. THE DNA OF THE SOUL.

YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS

Wait, are you telling me I can marry my underage little sister and rub her all over in this?