Guy on the phone runs away because another guy (on another pay phone) needs mony.

Its raining tacos!

Dumb ways to die tree gets mad and eats guy (That rhymes)

Dank You, Dank You Miztah!

I like hot pockets.

Guy rages when other guy states obvious.

Morty's dad has gone crazy. Morty's teacher told him to speak the new language for the rest of the day. Morty's dad even knows the language

A poop tried to be a candle. Nuff Said.

Nothing. Nothing at all.

Guy tries to give dawg the sgurd. I heard its from europe.

Yup, its spooderman

What does the fox say?