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A terrorist threatening to blow up an arts and crafts shop.

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A crab having a fight with another crab in a bar.

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A turtle shitting out little Asian children.

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dolan eatin babi

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Smurfette banging Papa Smurf with a strap on whilst eating pizza.

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A homeless man shitting out gold.

A man throwing a mouse onto a fire

A poliwhirl hiding in the hills during a storm.

A drop of water, pondering suicide.

An orange shitting out sweets and a banana craving those anal sweets.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Kill all chickens in the world. No moar chicken = no moar niggers.

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